[catchall for molly mucking around ]

[messybench]

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[headmt]

Really? Not in my experience. Not even in your wonderful America, where the guns are uncontrolled, are you allowed to be smashed while smashing?

[Thank you! And then holding it out for her to fill. So demanding!]

[messybench]

See, that's a third thing right there. Smashing, getting smashed, and smashing shit. All separate, but all acceptable things in America. Even combined... sometimes.

[ pours him a very generous portion and then starts chugging herself. ]

But you wait until after you're finished drinking to start breaking your glass, weirdo. It's just inefficient.