Listen, if you wanna smash stuff, more power to you. I'm on board. But smashing things and getting smashed are two separate things. You can't combine them.
[ but she hands him her glass, because she's drinking straight from the bottle ]
See, that's a third thing right there. Smashing, getting smashed, and smashing shit. All separate, but all acceptable things in America. Even combined... sometimes.
[ pours him a very generous portion and then starts chugging herself. ]
But you wait until after you're finished drinking to start breaking your glass, weirdo. It's just inefficient.
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[ also drinks. ]
... I appreciate the gesture, but I'm not gonna get you another glass.
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After the week I've had, I don't get two glasses? I truly think if there's a time I deserve two glasses, it's now.
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[ but she hands him her glass, because she's drinking straight from the bottle ]
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[Thank you! And then holding it out for her to fill. So demanding!]
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[ pours him a very generous portion and then starts chugging herself. ]
But you wait until after you're finished drinking to start breaking your glass, weirdo. It's just inefficient.