messybench | [catchall for yuel]

[catchall for yuel]

Thanks. Right back atcha, cutie.

[ i keep forgetting shes 19 i'm tumblr problematic ]

Uh.... probably not in the way you're thinking.

Are ya gonna say that ya fight stuff yer brain because I really wouldn't have been thinking that.

I mean, like, whatever? I'm scrappy, I've had outlet mall altercations. But if you mean outright sparring and kung fu or whatever, that's a no. I love women's MMA, though.

[ outlet mall?? kung fu? mma???? ]

... That's a lot of words to say ya can't fight at all, can ya?

I mean, I can handle myself. But if you wanna go toe to toe or whatever? Not ya gal. Make for a good audience, though.

Looks like ya might need a bodyguard then. Do ya have any weapons?

What, are you offering? I mean, I'm not opposed, but you're a bit too young for me to uh, pay back in favors.

What, ya don't have any skills?

I've got plenty of skills. The question is, what kinda skills are you looking for that won't lead to me getting roasted on... whatever the equivalent to twitter here is?