[catchall for yuel]

[messybench]

Comments

[fluffier]

[ outlet mall?? kung fu? mma???? ]

... That's a lot of words to say ya can't fight at all, can ya?

[messybench]

I mean, I can handle myself. But if you wanna go toe to toe or whatever? Not ya gal. Make for a good audience, though.

[fluffier]

Looks like ya might need a bodyguard then. Do ya have any weapons?

[messybench]

What, are you offering? I mean, I'm not opposed, but you're a bit too young for me to uh, pay back in favors.

[fluffier]

What, ya don't have any skills?

[messybench]

I've got plenty of skills. The question is, what kinda skills are you looking for that won't lead to me getting roasted on... whatever the equivalent to twitter here is?

[fluffier]

Hmm. Can ya cook?

[messybench]

Sure. You looking for a personal chef? How good are you at fighting?

[fluffier]

Yes. [ to both ] I've fought giant dragons, so I'd say I'm pretty good!

[messybench]

Well, show me what you can do, if you wanna make a deal!

[ fight a dragon and look very cool ]