[catchall for yuel]

[messybench]

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[fluffier]

[ She looks down at her dress, shocked. ]

Huh?! Is there somethin' weird about my dress?

[messybench]

No, no, your dress is fine. I'm talking about the furry parts. Like, no judgment or anything, it's kinda doing it for me, but I can't help but wonder.

[fluffier]

Furry...? [ She mumbles to herself, looking down before realizing that Eleanor must mean her ears and tail. ]

It ain't a costume. It's part of my body!

[ She'll just. Hold out her tail to Eleanor. ]

[messybench]

[ she pats it..... soft. ]

Uhh...... okay, so this might be a little racist, but what species are you?

[fluffier]

[ Eleanor is cute, so she won't get offended. ]

I'm called an Erune where I come from. But Sasazuka said in other places people like me are called "furries".

[messybench]

Cool. As long as you're not a demon who wants to torture me, I'm on board. [ and she's so soft!! ]

I'm just a regular ol' human, an Arizona trashbag, specifically.

[fluffier]

Ya, sure look like one. [ Though "Arizona" means nothing to her. ] Are ya some kind of magical adventurer too?

[messybench]

I'm gonna assume you mean human and not trashbag, because I think we both know I'm a straight up hottie.

[ lol.... ]

Well, no. But I've seen my fair share of weird shit.

[fluffier]

Yer very pretty!

[ And she means it. Plus Eleanor is so small and cute. ]

So... Do ya know how to fight?

[messybench]

Thanks. Right back atcha, cutie.

[ i keep forgetting shes 19 i'm tumblr problematic ]

Uh.... probably not in the way you're thinking.

[fluffier]

Are ya gonna say that ya fight stuff yer brain because I really wouldn't have been thinking that.

[messybench]

I mean, like, whatever? I'm scrappy, I've had outlet mall altercations. But if you mean outright sparring and kung fu or whatever, that's a no. I love women's MMA, though.

[fluffier]

[ outlet mall?? kung fu? mma???? ]

... That's a lot of words to say ya can't fight at all, can ya?

[messybench]

I mean, I can handle myself. But if you wanna go toe to toe or whatever? Not ya gal. Make for a good audience, though.

[fluffier]

Looks like ya might need a bodyguard then. Do ya have any weapons?

[messybench]

What, are you offering? I mean, I'm not opposed, but you're a bit too young for me to uh, pay back in favors.

[fluffier]

What, ya don't have any skills?

[messybench]

I've got plenty of skills. The question is, what kinda skills are you looking for that won't lead to me getting roasted on... whatever the equivalent to twitter here is?

[fluffier]

Hmm. Can ya cook?

[messybench]

Sure. You looking for a personal chef? How good are you at fighting?

[fluffier]

Yes. [ to both ] I've fought giant dragons, so I'd say I'm pretty good!

[messybench]

Well, show me what you can do, if you wanna make a deal!

[ fight a dragon and look very cool ]