messybench | [ fukuda catchall ]

gimme a shitpost caitie

It's not giving me what I want.

[ or maybe she's just hungry and indecisive.... anyway, she's going to dig in, very unrefined ]

Are you sure you're pressing the right button?

Yeah, dingus, you got me, I've just been pressing the wrong button for ten minutes.

Sheesh, is getting people all hot and bothered your kink?

... No? I was just asking a question.

[He clearly doesn't get that he's being teased.]

So you've permanently got your foot stuck in your mouth, got it.

[He laughs, slightly dejectedly.]

I suppose so. I don't have a lot of experience being part of a group like this.

Yeah, bud, I can tell.

Well, there's no time like the present to learn to be less socially awkward.