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Eleanor Shellstrop ([personal profile] messybench) wrote2021-02-06 06:13 pm
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saturday, week zero.

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[wherever eleanor is drinking, sheila is going to join her with a smoothie cup. hi.

quietly, all kinds of shocked:]

What the fuck?
messybench: (you can lick my balls)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ eleanor nods to her and makes room for her immediately ]

So either you're talking about the trial and we're definitely on the same page, or someone slipped some lube into your smoothie. Which is it?
Edited 2021-02-15 00:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-15 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
What? [MAKING A FACE.] Ew. No! I'm talking about the trial.
messybench: (i'm a good person yes its true)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
You said it directly after taking a sip! What was I supposed to think?

[ ... ]

But yeah, that was nine hours of hot garbage.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-15 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think the shitty murder trial takes precedence over any lube related pranks!

[LOOOONG EXHALE.]

That was fucked up, right? We agree, that was complete bullshit?
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[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-15 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ya never know, babe. We've got some real horny goblins here.

[ says a horny goblin herself ]

Yeah, incredibly fucked up! Why are we running around playing detective? That's not the horny cruise ship I signed up for! I mean, I didn't really sign up for a horny cruise ship either, but whatever.
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