[catchall for molly mucking around ]

[messybench]

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weekend prezero

[messybench]

Okay, I gotta ask... are you an alien, or are you just into costume play? No judgement, I just wanna know.

[ whats up mollymauk ]

[headmt]

I do like a good costume.

[He doesn't know what an alien is.]

Do you always start asking strangers rude questions? No judgment, I just want to know.

[messybench]

Cool.

[ weirdo. ]

And yeah, actually. I'm not a big "smalltalk" person. But nice clapback.

[headmt]

Mm, well, if you want advice, I'd start with maybe the weather, or the local happenings. For example, cheese in the common room? Interesting topic.

[Weirdo.]

[messybench]

Yeah, no, I wasn't looking for advice. Thanks anyway.

[ she does not sound thankful. ]

But, sure, if you have any insights on who's spraying disgusting cheez whiz everywhere, I have to admit I'm a little curious.

[headmt]

Not a clue, I was hoping you would know.

[Small talk is going well.]

. . . For the record, I'm a tiefling.

[messybench]

Guess we're both out of luck, bud. If I had to guess, I'd say it's a weird sex thing. Though I don't know why you wouldn't just whipped cream...

[ it truly is. ]

Cool. No idea what that is, but cool.

[headmt]

Gods, you are bad at small talk. Yes, it's probably a weird sex thing.

[ Is instantly bullying this person a good idea. ]

I have an idea. Do you want to skip it? Big talk only. Name, age, greatest fear.

[messybench]

I could be good at it, but I don't want to be good at it. Who wants to be good at smalltalk, anyway? Yuck.

[ but she can dig this. ]

Eleanor, nice try buddy, and smalltalk. How about you?

[headmt]

No one! It's terrible! Who has the time!

[Yeah this was a good idea, actually.]

Mollymauk, it's complicated, and hm. [He thinks, tapping on his chin.] Dying alone? Mm. No. [Shaking his head.] Oh! Phase spider hiding in the latrine hole.