[He does! He does. And is holding out the empty glass for a refill now.]
I would, if I didn't think she might come after me with her-- what was she said? Chain something. I don't know. I don't care for the idea. I just made several solemn promises to stay alive.
Listen, if you wanna smash stuff, more power to you. I'm on board. But smashing things and getting smashed are two separate things. You can't combine them.
[ but she hands him her glass, because she's drinking straight from the bottle ]
See, that's a third thing right there. Smashing, getting smashed, and smashing shit. All separate, but all acceptable things in America. Even combined... sometimes.
[ pours him a very generous portion and then starts chugging herself. ]
But you wait until after you're finished drinking to start breaking your glass, weirdo. It's just inefficient.
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Look, I'm the last person you want to talk about feelings with..... but I am good at drinking my feelings away. Wanna try it?
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[That's not ominous. But sure. He can't really move off the couch? but sure.]
At least hand me something.
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Yeah, that's my kinda coping, bud.
We could try to get back at... whatever her name is. The lady that I'm guessing is prooooobably a demon?
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He only coughs a little.]
Definitely a demon.
[Says the most demonic looking person in the room? That's fine.]
I thought about it. I have a . . . [waves hand.] Spell.
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Curse her? Cool, cool, I'm on board.
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I would, if I didn't think she might come after me with her-- what was she said? Chain something. I don't know. I don't care for the idea. I just made several solemn promises to stay alive.
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Usually I'd just doxx her on Reddit or something, but we can always try to figure out another way.
On the other hand, we as a group should probably do something about all these deranged people with weapons. But hey.
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Or I suppose become a deranged person with a weapon. Have you seen any weapons?
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[ doxx grell ]
Aside from assorted knives, not really!
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[America . . . ]
I gave my knife away. [He's drinking this one a little slower at least.] Regretting that now.
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.... Yeah, that was a bonehead move. Bonus, though: Once we're finished with these bottles, we can break them and use them as weapons in the future!
[ a beat. ]
Kidding, of course.
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[Actually: guns are pretty strictly regulated. But that's neither here nor there. He scoffs a bit of a laugh at the suggestion though.]
It isn't a terrible idea, you know. Certainly one Beau would like.
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[ raises her glass then downs it. ]
Well, what better way to honor her? I mean, even I could tell that she kicked some serious ass. So you can do it, for her.
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To Beauregard! A trash person, who left this fucking place better than she found!
[And then he downs it and smashes the fucking glass on the ground.]
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[ also drinks. ]
... I appreciate the gesture, but I'm not gonna get you another glass.
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After the week I've had, I don't get two glasses? I truly think if there's a time I deserve two glasses, it's now.
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[ but she hands him her glass, because she's drinking straight from the bottle ]
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[Thank you! And then holding it out for her to fill. So demanding!]
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[ pours him a very generous portion and then starts chugging herself. ]
But you wait until after you're finished drinking to start breaking your glass, weirdo. It's just inefficient.